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October Rock Paper Simple Hangout – Hitting the bowling lanes!

Posted on September 14, 2015September 14, 2015 by Joshua Adams

On October 16th at 4pm, cut out of work a bit early and hangout with the Rock Paper Simple team at Brunswick Harbour Lanes.

If you get rocking and rolling before 5, they have a deal for two hours of bowling at only $10.95 per person… it’s a few dollars more if you come after 5.

We plan to share plenty of laughs and good times… so don’t miss it! When you get there, ask for the Rock Paper Simple crowd.

Remember that we get together every month and we invite our friends, colleagues, clients and the community to join us! Next month we plan to hit the beach (you better believe frisbee and volleyball will be involved)!

Click here to RSVP on Facebook!

Pictures from the last Hangout at Squid Lips:

Our first Rock Paper Simple Hangout… join us at SquidLips!

Posted on August 11, 2015August 11, 2015 by Joshua Adams

So we got to thinking and decided we needed to infuse more fun in all of your lives! Okay, fine… we decided we wanted to have more fun and figured we’d just invite you along for the ride. So, starting in September, we will be having monthly Rock Paper Simple Hangout days where we go and do something fun on a Friday evening and invite our friends, clients and colleagues along.

On September 11th at 4pm, cut out of work a bit early and join us at Squid Lips for our first Hangout. Enjoy good food and drink (it’s happy hour, so you won’t go broke), some great networking and just hangout with the Rock Paper Simple team. We plan to share plenty of laughs and good times… so don’t miss it! When you get there, ask for the Rock Paper Simple crowd

Upcoming Rock Paper Simple Hangouts include hitting the beach (you better believe frisbee and volleyball will be involved) and an outing to the bowling alley to see if Russ is really as good as he says he is. Stay tuned!

Click here to RSVP on Facebook!

Happy International Fun-At-Work Day!!

Posted on April 1, 2015May 18, 2015 by Joshua Adams

So it’s that time again. April Fools?! Hah! No. Far too normal for us. It’s International Fun-At-Work Day! So we hope you all had fun at work today. We sure did. Russ rigged up a lunch-time challenge for the Simple Team in the conference room to make sure we all got a little fun in.

For those of you that got our postcards… great! We fully expect that you took some time out to have some fun in your work day. The rest of you… remember this for next year! Here’s the postcard we sent out to our clients. If you didn’t get one, let us know and we will make sure you get our next postcard.

You are hereby challenged to make sure next year you have an AWESOME fun-at-work day. And make sure we hear about it! (or better yet, make sure we get invited)

10 Reasons You Might NOT Want To Hire Rock Paper Simple (The Glorious REMIX!)

Posted on November 21, 2014March 9, 2019 by Joshua Adams

Back in March of last year, I was up far too late and had far too many cups of coffee… so I wrote the 10 Reasons You Might NOT Want to Hire Rock Paper Simple and posted it to our poor unsuspecting blog. We all had a good laugh and got back to work. Well, a few months ago, our very own Russ Wood (he’s awesome, give that man a high five if you spot him), converted this goofy blog post about NOT hiring us into an awesome graphic that has since been printed on all sorts of fun stuff! Since we now have a much cooler version of the 10 Reasons, we decided it was time to make sure everyone got to see this glorious remix!

So… anyways, we totally realize that not everyone is a perfect fit for Rock Paper Simple and even if you are looking for web design in Melbourne, FL, we get there might be perfectly valid reasons NOT to go with us. Below are best reasons we could come up with after a very deliberate (and caffeinated) brainstorming session. If we missed any big ones you can think of, please, you must immediately notify us by any means necessary! Whatever it takes, email, post card, phone, telegraph, carrier pigeon; get that on over to us ASAP and if it is indeed a legitimate reason, we will owe you a big high five (and a coke… we will owe you a coke too).

Without further ado… I give you the 10 reasons! (well, actually, I give you one more line of italic text AND THEN I give you the 10 reasons)

We have come to terms with the fact that if one of these are you… it is very likely you will not use our services. We understand, do not fault you and will wait patiently for your circumstances to change.

10 Reasons You Might NOT Want To Hire Rock Paper Simple

Posted on March 19, 2013June 10, 2013 by Joshua Adams

We realize that not everyone is a perfect fit for Rock Paper Simple, so we decided it was about time to sit down and figure out who they would be. After exhaustive research (and about a dozen visits to Starbucks), we think we have come up with ten very good reasons why you might not use Rock Paper Simple to build your website.

We by no means are excluding you if any of these are true for you, however we have come to terms with the fact that if one of these are you… it is very likely you will not use our services. We understand, do not fault you and will wait patiently for your circumstances to change.

You are an in-law of one of our staff members.
You don’t like orange and we use too much orange in our website.
You have internet-phobia and the very mention of INTERNET scares the living daylights out of you.
You enjoy the thought of not having an awesome website. (masochist)
Your primary demographic is the cave-men of Mars and we have no experience with that demographic.
You do not like to talk to friendly customer service representatives. You prefer them grumpy and rude.
You prefer long wait times on hold listening to terrible music when calling your web company.
You have a devious plan to ruin the economy by NOT selling anything.
You are mired in quicksand and moving to dial our number would result in sinking to the gritty depths.
The world is coming to an end and thus you have no need for a website… since without a world, it’s kinda pointless.

Ok, so we are really just having a little fun and being silly. But hey, what’s life without a little fun?

(no in-laws, economies or worlds were harmed in the making of this post, although we had an accident when testing #9… we are still looking for Chris in the quicksand)

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